inheritance

[David A]

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit

the family farm. Unfortunately, after just a few

years, they are in financial trouble. In order to

keep the bank from repossessing the family farm,

they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed

their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I

get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact

you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's family farm,

inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no

less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest

town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the

news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I

want to send a telegram to my sister telling her

that I've bought a bull for our family farm. I need

her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and

drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad

to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word.

" Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only

has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able

to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of

thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her

the word "comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going

to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to

your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that

bull back to your family farm if you send her just

the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The

word's big. She'll read it very slowly

... COM-FOR-DA BUL."

[Snowflake]

Oh David!

I see you're off the porch and ready to play with da big dogs! LOL - I'm going to have to dust off the ol' male-bashing joke folder and get some on here in retaliation... You MAY want to purchase some asbestos underwear....