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some blonde jokes(some old some newer)

David A

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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her

sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?"

He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?"

She giggles and says "No.it's just mustard this time."


A guy asks a young blonde he's just slept with, "Am I the first guy you ever made love to?"

The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, "You might be. Your face looks familiar."


A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and

push the buttons for their respective floors. On the

next floor, the door opens and a businessman wearinga black suit boards the elevator. It's evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulder of his suit.

Two floors later

the man gets off, and the two women remain. When the

door closes the brunette says, "Someone should give

that guy some Head & Shoulders."

The blonde then responds, "How do you give shoulders?"


Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they

were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing

about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"

The blonde leaned over the counter and said,

"Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing."

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