David A Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming > >from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, > >sweating and panting. > > > >"What's up?" he says. > > > >"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. > > > >He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his > >4-year-old son comes up and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in > >your closet and he's got no clothes on!" > > > >The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past > >his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there > >is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. > > > >"You rotten SOB ," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack > >and you're running around naked scaring the kids!" > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 One of the best ones yet. ROFL! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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