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> >A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when another


> >with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two empty seats beside him.

> >

> >The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking


> >at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.

> >

> >The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the best

> >there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

> >

> >The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first


> >"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."

> >

> >Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a

> >few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the


> >arm. He says, "Good boy."

> >

> >The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in

> >possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number

> >for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."

> >

> >"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

> >

> >Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about,

> >sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places

> >two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is


> >cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."

> >

> >"I like it!" says the first man.

> >

> >A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up

> >and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He then

> >comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the aisle


> >the seat.

> >

> >The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly

> >well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the hell is going on with this

> >stupid dog?

> >

> >The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"

> >

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