David A Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Bill Clinton On a Canadian TV show, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President..... Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed and didn't inhale. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a big check from the government every month plus 24 hour protection. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between two Bushe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Oh no David! Don't make me do it: FILL SEVERAL PAGES WITH BUSHISMS! I wont do it only because I dont want to waste our valuable bandwidth! SO just for laughs, I will say it once: George W. Bush. Now that's a laugh! HA. DOn't forget equal time cause it's an election year! Love you even though you appear to be Republican Proud Clinton siupporter--don't get me started. elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 28, 2004 Author Share Posted June 28, 2004 Nope Elaine, not a republican or democrat personally I feel most politicians talk out of both sides of their mouth. I try to vote with my heart. I posted this because I thought it was fuinny. Love to hear Bushisms too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 David i loved those Clinton Joke's...darn it they say truth is what make's us laugh and boy were those the truth,i'm still laughing...Ha Ha Ha He He He Heee..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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