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Bill Clinton

On a Canadian TV show, there was a black comedian

who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right -

I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever

got to having a black man as President.....

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed and didn't inhale.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? look at him... his wife works, and he

don't! And, he gets a big check from the government

every month plus 24 hour protection.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be

stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton

Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most

distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie

in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line

to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in

production in Canada this year.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs,

Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking

Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of

America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly

and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear

to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I

believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you

need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only

President to do Hanky Panky between two Bushe

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Oh no David! Don't make me do it: FILL SEVERAL PAGES WITH BUSHISMS!

I wont do it only because I dont want to waste our valuable bandwidth!

SO just for laughs, I will say it once: George W. Bush. Now that's a laugh! HA.

DOn't forget equal time cause it's an election year!

Love you even though you appear to be Republican

Proud Clinton siupporter--don't get me started.


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