Mr Ry Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? Oh,look, Daddy....doughnut seeds! Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth! Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear. Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio? Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team? They drowned during spring training. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Duh! Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!" Why are blonde's boobs always square? Because they forget to take the kleenex out of the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. Why do men have one more brain cell than dogs? So they don't hump your leg at a party. Man isn't complete until he's married - then he's finished. (I SOOOO want my PC back so I can dig in my archives for more man-bashing jokes...boyoboy, soon as I get in my new place and online, watch out!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Those were good ones John.Becky,mabe your men jokes will get lost while moving then us guys will keep the upper hand. Becky,I can't figure out how you see a polar bears nose 7 miles away.???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Frank, A polar bear's nose is black. A pretty big nose it is... Polar bears are white, as is snow, ice, more snow, more ice, very cold ocean water is gray as is the sky. Black stands out very well on a white background and the visual horizon is seven miles. That big ol' black nose can be seen up to seven miles from the bear... ...and polar bears are the only bear species to eat ONLY meat (no berries, nuts, leaves, etc.) and stalk man as "food", not just attacks for the "threat" man poses when walking into their range. They are NOT the cute cuddly animal that Coca-Cola presents them as... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Becky,That is neat.I've always been an outdoorsman & didn't know that.You really are intelligent.Are you sure your not a nuclear fisicist or something like that as I was told by another.?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Frank, Becky used to live with the polar bears, Alaska. Did you notice Becky says "...and polar bears are the only bear species to eat ONLY meat (no berries, nuts, leaves, etc.) and stalk man as "food", not just attacks for the "threat" man poses when walking into their range. " I do not see where polar bears stalk or eat women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Good John. We will need to borrow a wheel barrow to haul these points off. Think we could borrow one from the crew that is building your house Becky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 LOL - John, if you haven't noticed it in your dealings with women, we're just too tough! No, Frank, I'm not a nuclear physicist, I'm merely an office goddess...(ya know, a blonde secretary, punch line to many of your jokes... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Becky, Not only are they too tough, but they will bite back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Not so fast with the point haulin', Bruce. There may be a HUGE landslide in the female favor soon...them thar wheelbarrows are being put to good use now! The sooner I'm in my house, the sooner I'll have access to my files on my PC... Better stock up on the ol' asbestos underoos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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