Mr Ry Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? Oh,look, Daddy....doughnut seeds! Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth! Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear. Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio? Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team? They drowned during spring training. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Duh! Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!" Why are blonde's boobs always square? Because they forget to take the kleenex out of the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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