Fast Chicken

[Frank Lamb]

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.

He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.

The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.

The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this breed of chicken because the he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.

"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

[teresag]

So why is it that I now know 3 animal-leg jokes as a result of this board? There's dede's raccoon joke (god one, BTW, even if I did attend Ohio State ), then there's this one and, of course, the old "deaf frog" joke.

Coincidence?

Why aren't there animal nose jokes?

[dede]

Frank

You must know some of the same people that my new friend Bruce from Tennessee knows because he told me the joke a couple of weeks ago.

And while Bruce was here for a short visit my husband found a five legged frog. Yes, folks a five legged frog in the river. Should we be drinking the municipally supplied water that comes from that river? (We do, love to live dangerously I guess).

Anyway it is a cute joke. Thanks.

Denise

[Don Wood]

Sounds like "fast food" to me.