Mr Ry Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes and puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800 on clothes and puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one did he marry? The one with the big boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Men are so KFC oriented....Breasts and legs...and a thigh man every now and then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 16, 2004 Author Share Posted September 16, 2004 Boy do I have lots of responses to that one, but like Frank I am still running around the house with my cowboy hat on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 LOL - you'll scare the neighbors! Are you doing cowboy yells, too, a la Bruce Willis in Die Hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Yipee Kyaaa phooey.Still got this hat on and still no change.Connie thought I forgot to take it off last nite when we went to bed.Little does she know what is going to happen here sooner or later.(hope it don't happen while shes at work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerbil runner Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Frank (and Mr Ry) - you need to tie a string to the brim of the hat; then tie the other end....you get the picture? If nothing else, your wife will fall down laughing and then you can "have your way" with her while she's helpless with laughter . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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