Frank Lamb Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Hello again everyone.Thank you one and all for your contributions to the Just For Laughs Forum.I think it is truly wonderful that normally on Monday thru Thursday on any given day there are from 343 to 526 people who view this forum(about the same #s for Fri,Sat,&Sun combined).We all know that a joke one person may not like,there is someone the same joke will bring a smile to their face.If on any given day one joke is able to create a smile on the face of just one of our viewers (that person is usually a cancer patient or a caregiver)THAT IS TRULY A WONDERFUL THING. Now to the much anticipated tallying of the votes.As before the jokes were graded by 6 adults.Same 4 women only now there are only 2 blondes(two of them dyed their hair), & 2 men(they are still blonde as well).The jokes were again graded on a point value of from 1 to 5 points(blondes have trouble counting higher than that).Once again the results were given to the security firm of Pinkerton-Pinkerton&Brinks for security reasons.THE ENVELOPE PLEASE ! Total jokes told GIRLS=89 Point average GIRLS= 4.6 Very Good Ladies. Total jokes told Guys=112 Way To Go Guys Point average Guys= 3.7 FINAL RESULTS GIRLS=418 points FINAL RESULTS GUYS=414 points THE WOMEN WIN A NAILBITTER>>>> WELL DONE GIRLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 What? You didn't seal the votes in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls' front porch?? I demand a recount!!! Oh, wait.....we won. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 3, 2004 Author Share Posted October 3, 2004 Teresag,Gee whiz I never heard of putin em in a mayo jar.Never heard of Funk & Wagnalls either.But I'm always open for ideas.If the guys don't win this month mabe we'll give em a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Ok, I can't help it...I like being called "the girls". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Ry,You are entitled to be called anything you want.GIRLS IT IS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Maybe you're just too young to remember the mayo jar on the porch, Frank. It was how Ed McMahon introduced Johnny Carson when he was playing the great mystic whose name I forget now. He would hold an envelope up to his head, divine the question, then open the envelope to reveal the humorous answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Ooohhhh!!!Teresag I remember the heeerrreeeesssssJohnny part but not the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 It was the great Carnac, of course. How soon we forget.... http://www.tvacres.com/words_carnac.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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