Elaine Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono,she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Bo Derek married Don Ho,she'd be Bo Ho. If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg,(hey! it's the 21st century!), he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton,then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Pretty neat stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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