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If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono,she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho,she'd be Bo Ho.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg,(hey! it's the 21st century!),

he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton,then divorced him to

marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and

married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy

Dogg Pooh.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King

Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener

(mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married

Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody

Wood Peck Hur.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further

back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and

married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker

Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly

Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."

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