Mr Ry Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, "I bet you I can push my father's outhouse into the river." She didn't agree with him, so he proved her wrong. Impressed, she walked the rest of the way to school hand in hand with Johnny. That day at school, they studied the story about George Washington and the cherry tree. The moral that they learned was "never tell a lie." After school, Johnny went home. When he walked in the door, his dad met him. He said, "Son, did you push my outhouse into the river?" Johnny said, "Dad, I want to be like George Washington and never lie, yes, I did." And his dad beat him from one end of the house to the other. You could have read the newspaper off of Johnny's rear end. After Johnny was finished sobbing, he asked, "Dad, why did you whoop me? I didn't lie. George Washington cut down the cherry tree and didn't lie about it, and he didn't get a whooping." Johnny's dad looked at him and said, "Son, I bet George Washington's dad wasn't sitting in that cherry tree when he cut it down, was he?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 That's a good one.I'm still laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 John, your title is: One for okdebie's out door plumbing Now, I've talked to Ms. Debi and I KNOW she doesn't have "outdoor plumbing" - she's a SHE! BOYS have outdoor plumbing, girls have indoor plumbing...it's always been that way, ask my Gramma! Geesh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 That one is a keeper. Too bad a "boy" had to post it. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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