Mr Ry Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma? A: Carry-Oakies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 John,I wonder if Debi knows that??. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Q: What do they call a dozen ugly chickens sitting in a crate at a Michigan post office? A: John's early Christmas gift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Debi~ ROFLMAO! Don't do it, have pity on me...I beg you. I can't help it if I married a putz that doesn't know not to mess with the chicken cult members. Ok, if you won't have pity on me have pity on the poor chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 Q. What do you call five yards of horse manure in Debi's front yard? A. Oklahoma's version of Chem Lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ummmm ry... I can't seem to find that chicken website... do you still have it?? Not for John of course...of course not.. was wanting to get myself some chickens...yeah, that's it... chickens for me.... I did do a search for the chicken site but couldnt find them...instead came up with some baby giraffes for sale and also, the following caught my eye for John: Beautiful black and white, blue eyed female fainting goat for sale. Faints when excited/scared. She is stand offish but not skittish, and could become very tame if you handled her. She is almost two years old and has never had any health problems. Will trade for a friendly, healthy ferret with a cage. I just need to find someone willing to trade a ferret for one of my cats to get this ball rolling..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Well, I did find the following for sale. http://www.stupid.com/stat/CHEG.html And this is kind of nice, too. I am sure John would love it! http://www.stupid.com/stat/CHUK.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 Now a goat might be all right. They keep the grass short and they pop little pills that are easy to clean up. I would just have problems with farm animals and my neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Maybe they'd call you "Pimp Daddy", John....all depends on the neighbors and the farm animals.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 I know one neighbor that would like sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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