J.C. Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Men are like....Laxatives....They irritates the shi_ out of you. Men are like....Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like....Weather....Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like....Blenders....You need one, but you're not sure why. Men are like....Chocolate bers....Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like....Commercials....You can't believe a word they say. Men are like....Department Stores....Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like....Goverment Bonds....They take sooo long to mature. Men are like....Mascara....They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like....Popcorn....They satisfiy you but only for a little while. Men are like....Snowstrorms....You never know when they're coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like....Lava lamps....Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like....Parking spots....All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Yes, I know I am batting for the wrong team, but I am trying to build up karma points in a pathetic attempt to get laid. So forgive me. Anyway, my favorite is still: Men are like wine. They start out as grapes, and you have to stomp the hell out of them to turn them into something acceptable to have dinner with. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Good one JC Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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