Frank Lamb Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00". Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Sorry, Frank, but Ken and Barbie were never married -- just friends. And if you ever saw Ken in the nude you would know it was nothing more than that. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 Ha Ha .Good one Don. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 I thought it was just that the wife had already cut off his package. Isn't that the first thing wives do? Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Curtis, it's a BARBIE doll, not a BOBBITT doll! Geezzzz... I think Barbie is now seeing G.I. Joe - he's not a doll, he's an ACTION FIGURE! (and after that fiasco with Ken, Barbie needs a little action) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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