Frank Lamb Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 The jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport in Toronto on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom and says, "Ladies and gentlemen. This is Capt. Johnson speaking. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto." Unknowingly, the pilot forgets to switch off the intercom and the entire plane can now hear the conversation in the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well, Captain, what are you gonna do here in Toronto?" By now, all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation. "Well," says the Captain, "First, I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a nice, long crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper. You know, the cute one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, then take her back to my room, and then I'm gonna make love to her all night long." Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed, she runs from the back of the plane to get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes, flat on her face. The old lady leans over to her and says calmly, "No need to run, dear. He said he's gotta take a shi_ first!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 That's a man and his priorities for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Flakey, just remember, the choice is not before or after but before or during. So be grateful he chose the way he did. Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Frank You must have stumbled on a hidden squrrel's nest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Squirrels like nuts... FRANK's getting help somewhere, Elaine. Time to cut off the supply route! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 16, 2004 Author Share Posted November 16, 2004 Elaine & Becky does that mean that the girls are conceding (sp) the girls vrs the guys jokes competition for November Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Hell no, FRANK! We ain't givin' up nothin' to no boys! Ewwww...buncha cootie mongers.... Merely wondering who you paid to ghost write jokes for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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