Elaine Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 two thumbs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Pretty good considering you are an English Proffesor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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