Snowflake Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop this fall. In fact he had so many beans, he needed to unload them somehow. With all the hoopla about the upcoming Super Bowl, he decided that would be a good venue to reach more people. With this in mind he went to the local TV station to speak with the advertising manager. The farmer said, "I would like to purchase a minute or two during the Super Bowl to advertise my wonderful beans. I have such a bountiful crop of beans of all kinds; pinto beans, lima beans, navy beans, red beans..." The sales manager said, "Ok, Ok, I get the message. And what would you be able to pay for this amount of prime advertising time?" The farmer scratched his beard, looked off, then said, very solemnly, "I'd be willing to go as high as $300 to reach those folks." "$300?" the manager yelled, "You must be out of your mind!!! The current sponsors pay through the nose to get the exposure of the Super Bowl! For example, the makers of Kotex pay MILLIONS of dollars to reach the audience!" The farmer very evenly replied, "I'm sure that's right. But those people are out for blood. I'm just farting around." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betplace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 ROFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Good Becky,It appears your in new house and have found your your archive of jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Frank, I yanked on her chain and the jokes (notice mostly male bashing) came tumbling out. It is a good thing I have a cute picture of our daughter or we would be buried in jokes. It will be a hard battle for the men to win this month. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 John don't you live close to Becky? Maybe you could sneak over there and pose as a construction worker of some sort and take her computer. You had better back up you archive Becky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Bruce, I could pose as a construction worker and tell her we will have her house and garage done by Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 John, You are one day late. My construction group was finished yesterday. It doesn't LOOK like it's finished, but I have what I paid for! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Can't we pose as the cleanup crew or something Becky? I know, how about the inspector? We got to get that computer!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 Uh, yeah, sure, Bruce...I'll tell you EXACTLY how to come up here and fool me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 I got it. Bruce pick me up on the way up & then we'll go get John on the way across. WE'LL FIND HER & THEN. ???????? AND THEN. ????????????? AND THEN ?????????????? THEN WHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 ROAR! Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Bruce... You could put on the Dolly wig and ...oh wait...I'm on Becky's side...sorry guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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