Rick Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told thatthere was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it inthe races.However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in theraces.To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline:PREACHER'S *ss SHOWS.The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it inthe race again, and this time it won.The paper read:PREACHER'S *ss OUT IN FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S *ss. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST *ss IN TOWN.The Bishop fainted.He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The next day the headline read:NUN SELLS *ss FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.Next day, the headline in the paper read:NUN ANNOUNCES HER *ss IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 WOMAN WITH LUNG CANCER LAUGHS HER *ss OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy P Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 That was FUNNY!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Chuckle! Chuckle! Cackle! Snort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Cute. I may copy it and send it to my Priest. He would get a real laugh out of it. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haylee_38 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Too Funny !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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