Monkey's

[Amy P]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks

past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the

lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get

a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the

river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to

the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a

joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the

river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the

jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says "HEY, YOU!"

The Monkey looks down and says :

Duuuuuuuude....... how much water did you drink?!!"

[Don Wood]

That's a croc!

[lilgna]

That was too funny........thanks

[Frank Lamb]

That was funny,LMAO.

[Ann]

Too funny!!!! Thanks.