Amy P Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "HEY, YOU!" The Monkey looks down and says : Duuuuuuuude....... how much water did you drink?!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 That's a croc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilgna Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 That was too funny........thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 That was funny,LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Too funny!!!! Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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