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Frank Lamb

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Phil and Jill had been married for many years but now were in divorce court.

The judge asked, 'Phil, is it true that the last three years of your marriage, you did not speak to Jill?'

Phil replies, 'Yes Judge, that is correct.'

'And how do you explain this unusual conduct?' the judge inquires.

Phil replies, 'I didn't want to interrupt her Your Honor.'

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I had heard about a man that would do something that made his wife mad and would then stack in a few more for good measure because she could only get "just so mad".... Heard they ended up divorced, guess she could get madder than that...

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