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Amy P

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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students :"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I gotta go pee."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Johnny replied: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.

And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

The teacher passed out.

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I don't know Dolly but I get the feeling that I am missing someone pretty special....

Don't feel bad Mary, Bruce doesn't know her either but is hoping he can introduce Dolly to HIS personal friend one day!! :roll::lol:

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