Nushka Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 An old Italian man lived alone in the country.?He wanted to dig his > tomato garden,? but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.??His > only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.??The old man wrote > a letter to his son and described his predicament. > > > Dear Vincent, > I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able??to plant my > tomato garden this year. > I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here > my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. > Love Dad > > A few days later he received a letter from his son. > Dear Dad, > Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the > BODIES. > Love Vinnie > > > At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and > Dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the > old man and left. > > That same day the old man received another letter from his son. > > Dear Dad, > Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the > circumstances. > Love Vinnie > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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