MilliBr1 Posted August 7, 2005 Posted August 7, 2005 FROG LOAN: >> > >> > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her >> > nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. >> > >> > "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." >> > >> > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. >> > >> > The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and >> > that >> > it's okay, he knows the bank manager. >> > >> > Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some >> > collateral. >> > >> > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain >> > elephant, >> > about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. >> > >> > Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank >> > manager and disappears into a back office. >> > >> > She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger >> > out >> > there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants >> > to use this as collateral." >> > >> > She holds up the tiny pink elephant. >> > "I mean, what in the world is this?" >> > >> > (you're gonna love this) >> > (it's a real treat) >> > (masterpiece) >> > (wait for it) >> > >> > The bank manager looks back at her and says... >> > >> > "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a >> > Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? - I knew you would be.) Quote
kimmek Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 I love this, I have told this joke for years, actually one of the only ones I know, but my version did not have Mick Jagger in it. I love it.... Quote
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