Frog Loan

[MilliBr1]

FROG LOAN:

>> >

>> > A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from

her

>> > nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

>> >

>> > "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

>> >

>> > Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

>> >

>> > The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,

and

>> > that

>> > it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

>> >

>> > Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some

>> > collateral.

>> >

>> > The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain

>> > elephant,

>> > about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

>> >

>> > Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the

bank

>> > manager and disappears into a back office.

>> >

>> > She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit

Jagger

>> > out

>> > there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he

wants

>> > to use this as collateral."

>> >

>> > She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

>> > "I mean, what in the world is this?"

>> >

>> > (you're gonna love this)

>> > (it's a real treat)

>> > (masterpiece)

>> > (wait for it)

>> >

>> > The bank manager looks back at her and says...

>> >

>> > "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old

man's a

>> > Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? - I knew you would be.)

[Frank Lamb]

That was really neat.

[bunny]

[kimmek]

I love this, I have told this joke for years, actually one of the only ones I know, but my version did not have Mick Jagger in it. I love it....