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Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off.

At the unemployment office, Paddy was asked his occupation..."panty stitcher....

I stitch de elastic in ladies panties" he replied.

Being unskilled labourer, Paddy was given 100 euros a week.

When Mick was asked the same question, he replied 'diesel fitter', and since

this is skilled work he was given 200 euros a week.

When Paddy found out Mick was getting 100 euros a week more than him he was furious.

He stormed back into the unemployment office and demanded to know why his mate

was getting more wonga.

The clerk explained that panty stitching is unskilled work, whereas diesel

fitting was skilled work.

What bloody skill???'yelled Paddy....'I sew the bloody elastic on the panties.

Mick puts them over his head and says 'yep, diesel fitter'

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