Tiny Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Blonde Jokes - Clever Blonde: Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 LOL!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia88 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Dad will love that one!!!! LOL LOL LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Loved that one. I needed a laugh tonight. Next time someone(usually a guy) tells me a dumb blonde joke, I am a blonde you see, I will come back with that one! Thanks for sharing! Karen M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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