Leslie221 Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." English Sign in German Cafe: "Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating." On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission" On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?" At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner." On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin." On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et." At a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges." In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels." On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs." On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you." At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!" On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte." In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up." Quote
Snowflake Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 I saw one at a salon: "We'll curl up and dye for you!" Quote
J.C. Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Keep them coming. They are getting even better. J.C. Quote
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