Jump to content

Top 4 Adult Jokes of 2005


Recommended Posts

TOP FOUR adult JOKES OF 2005

Number 4

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow

goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns

to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I

know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as

your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Number 3

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing

his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've

got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back

over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment

tomorrow too?"

Number 2

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a

number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife

that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis

into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex

therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too

embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day

a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once

that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she

asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous

urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you

didn't!" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Bill,

what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with

the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

Number 1

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the

breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty

years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I

know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a

jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive

some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat

down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady

breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they

were fifty years ago." I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.

"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.