Never Lie To Your Wife....

[Ann]

NEVER LIE TO YOUR WIFE

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go

fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone

for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've

been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and

set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by

the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk

pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,

did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a

little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and

asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill,

and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I

asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied,

"I did... THEY'RE IN YOUR FISHING BOX....

[Don Wood]

Very fishy indeed! He's in a paJAMa!

[Nushka]

I love it. A good friend of mine said his wife used to pack little notes in his underwear when he was away. They said things like "I love you." "Have a good day." etc. He said he that if he had felt like straying the guilt would have killed him.

Nina

[J.C.]

Love it,

The fishing box is where Cindi keeps her

mink bikini.

J.C.

[Lauriannessister]

LOL. That is great!

I like the notes in the underwear idea too.