Ann Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 NEVER LIE TO YOUR WIFE A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" You'll love the answer... The wife replied, "I did... THEY'RE IN YOUR FISHING BOX.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Very fishy indeed! He's in a paJAMa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I love it. A good friend of mine said his wife used to pack little notes in his underwear when he was away. They said things like "I love you." "Have a good day." etc. He said he that if he had felt like straying the guilt would have killed him. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Love it, The fishing box is where Cindi keeps her mink bikini. J.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauriannessister Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 LOL. That is great! I like the notes in the underwear idea too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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