Frank Lamb Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out - "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells - 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Thanks Frank, needed that laugh! Geri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Another good one, Frank ! Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Frank...this is so cute. I will have to share it with my two future DIL's. Both are teachers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 loved this one,also love the new pix on your avatar. sweet dog,the beer looks pretty good too but im not sure i can drink it taking chemo and all these pre meds,love a beer now and then. marie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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