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I just heard this one. I thought it was funny. I think some of you might.

So a man forgets him 15 year anniversary with his wife. She was fuming. She said to him "tomorrow morning i want something in that driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 5 seconds". The man stayed up all night, tossing and turning, about the gift for his wife. He gets up early and heads out to shop. When he gets back he leads his wife out to the driveway, where she finds a small box. She opens it up and inside is....a scale.


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