Ann Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Welcome to the Mental Health Hospital! Hello, and welcome to the mental health hospital. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0-0-0. If you are bi-polar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I can see Ann is back! Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 yay Ann!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 This is funny Ann. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I love this one. I have the audio on my computer, it's a perfect pick me up...especially when I feel like I qualify for all of them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I certainly fot this ticket too..hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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