Ann Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 WHEN SOMEONE IS JUST NOT THAT BRIGHT – YOU COULD SAY… They have a couple of wheels on the shoulder. · They are ten cents short of a dime. · The lights are on but nobody's home. · They don’t have both oars in the water. · The Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. · His Sherpa doesn’t go all the way to the summit. · They’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer. · They are a few peas short of a casserole. · They couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the sole. · They have an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. · The cheese slid off of his cracker. · Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching. · A room temperature IQ. · Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together. · A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on. · Bright as Alaska in December. · Donated his body to science - before he was done using it. · Fell out of the family tree. · Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. · He is so dense, light bends around him. · If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. · If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. · If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back. · If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. · It's hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm. · Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. · Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl. · All foam no beer. · A few Club Z points short of a toaster · Big hat, no cattle · Dumber than a box of hair · During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 LOL You missed my favorite: Nice house, nobody home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 How about a few sandwiches short of a picnic thick as two short boards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Not the sharpest tack in the box? Not the brightest crayon in the box? If brains were dynamite, wouldn't have enough to blow his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerbil runner Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Dosen't have the brains of a cantaloupe. Couldn't find his @ss with both hands and a flashlight. Smart like a sheep. Sharp as a marshmallow. Poster child for eugenics. His head's for decorative purposes only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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