CharlieD Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Subject: Chinese Wedding Night > > > A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, > he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers > naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next > to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis > yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting > you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. > What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to > impress his virgin bride. > > A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) > for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to > try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69". > More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a > puzzled tone he queries... > > "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?" > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 good one, Charlie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I thought it was the egg rolls ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gail p-m Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 CUTE! gail p-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Very cute.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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