Mr Ry Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry, and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "WOOOO, DUUUUDE . . . How much water did you drink?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 And what does one say about that one, John ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eppie Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 One says, "One toke over the line, sweet Jesus. One Toke over da line." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Me thinks one needs to climb a tree and git on a limb and get stoned to git to know the lizards,monkeys and crocodiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hey Frank, I bet your choc. donut and beer never tasted so good. Maryanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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