Frank Lamb Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?" Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer. Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher. "Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye." "Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Now that was a good one Frank. Keep them coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 OK Frank-- big points for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamataca Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 You make me laugh, Frank! Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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