luvmydog2 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Thanks for the laugh and the perplexed look on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gail p-m Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Good ones! gail p-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Bruce...really made me think on some of these!!! Great things to ponder!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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