ginnyde Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Cute! Definitely worth a repeat. Thanks Ginnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michelepal Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Very Cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 clever...! Say, did you hear the pillsbury bake off prize was for a million dollars? The recipe was waffle stix used in a stuffing as a side dish to chicken. The glaze for the chicken was the maple syrup, worcestershire sauce and apricot jam. I think almonds and other little things were added to the dressing. Dang! A million dollar recipe! Imagine that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I am a pastry chef and I LOVE THIS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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