Snowflake Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debaroo Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Man, that would entitle the wife to a good swack on her husbands head!!!! Good one, very good (I'm gonna print that and put it on my HUGE REFRIGERATOR) -just kidding. My husband will get a kick out of this one when I tell him about it. Thanks for the laugh, Deb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 That one is really funny Becky!! And Deb, I was thinking the same thing about your refrigerator...your going to have to get one of those industrial sized ones after today!!!! LOLOLOLOL Debi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judysdaughter Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 That made me chuckle out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 I see justifiable homicide here. Ginny D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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