RandyW Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Airline conversation A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s h i t ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Good one, Randy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geri Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 That was really good .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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