Hebbie Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune............. Frank, the Wal-Mart Greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Good one Heather!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobmc Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 YES!!! ; that was outstanding!!! God bless Bobmc- NSCLC- stageIIB-left pneumonectomy- 5/2/01 " absolutely insist on enjoying life today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 That was a good one! Most of the jokes on the board make me groan but this one really had me laughing. Thanks Hebbie Bess B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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