nyka69 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it and sucked on his finger. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, and hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Ewwwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Nyka - like you more everyday!!! These are my kind of jokes!! Sick and twisted - just like me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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