Veterinary School

[nyka69]

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were

receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead

cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with

the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In

Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important

qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything

involving the animal body. As an example, the

Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in

the butt of the cow, withdrew it and sucked on his

finger.

"Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his

students. The students freaked out, and hesitated for

several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a

finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking

on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them

and said, "The second most important quality is

observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked

on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention.

Ewwwww!

[Kasey]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Patti B]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Nyka - like you more everyday!!! These are my kind of jokes!! Sick and twisted - just like me!!!