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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man.

I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Brien twins are drunk again."

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In answer to your Irish joke.


Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions.

No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins

to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya

want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!" the

doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.

"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be

praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a

minute. Hold the lantern, Mikey." Soon the doctor delivers the next

child. "You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter."

"Thanks be to..." Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mikey,

Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor

holds up the baby for Mike's inspection. "Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you

think it's the light that's attracting them?"



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