nyka69 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Brien twins are drunk again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welthy Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 That one hit my funny bone pretty hard! I'm still chuckling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 That was a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 In answer to your Irish joke. -------------- Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. "Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mikey." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter." "Thanks be to..." Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mikey, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the baby for Mike's inspection. "Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?" --------------- Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Those cracked me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyka69 Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 I love it Jackie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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