Fred Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Chastity Belt A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.” So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. “What's wrong?' ” he asks. “You gave me the wrong key!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Fred: How could I get past this one with that title. You did it again--great joke. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Thank you, Fred!!! Made my day!! Patti B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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