Fred Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 You got my first smile of the day. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Ha Ha good one, Fred!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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