Fred Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I know I'll be there!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muriel Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Love it, Fred. Muriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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