Preacher

[Fred]

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great

expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd

take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine

in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the

world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with

a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:

"Shall We Gather at the River."

[Patti B]

I know I'll be there!!!!

[Muriel]

Love it, Fred.

Muriel