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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great

expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd

take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine

in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the

world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with

a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:

"Shall We Gather at the River."

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