shellit74 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!' If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!' > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I love it, Shell!!!!! Hugs- Patti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce u Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Now if I had to put names to your 3 hiker's... 1) Randy. Because he was in the Navy 2) Bruce. because i was raised on an island and grew up in boats. 3) Richard......well just because. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti B Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Yes, I think Richard would be a good #3. LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Oh Shelli, I'm so glad a made a check-in and caught your post before turning in for the night. FUNNY! Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellit74 Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 LOL... It looks like you are safe and sound Judy... I am glad. Shelli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shineladysue Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Love that one, Shell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraL Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I love it Shelli. But I am wondering how the heck the 3rd guy was actually lucky enough to turn into a woman who could actually read a map. I know I can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caren Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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