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Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an

upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them

that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let

him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed

home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake

they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the

dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.

His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into

letting you go Dave?"

Dave replied. Last night I came home and slumped down in my

chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I

wanted to go fishing. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me

and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her

hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through

negligee and she said, Carry me into the bedroom and tie me

to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......


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