Ann Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer. His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" Dave replied. Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'...... SO I DID AND HERE I AM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 reminds me of this song Ann!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O3Plt8DyMk Brad Paisley's, " I'm gonna miss her when she's gone!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Didn't you just post another fishing joke the other day too? Remind me never to never mention fishing when I'm in your company:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Ann, naughty naughty but funny funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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