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Leroy the Redneck!!


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A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw

Party and invited all of his buddies and


He also invited Leroy, the only

Redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard

Of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking,

Dancing, eating shrimp,

Oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host

Said, 'I have a 10 foot

Man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a

Million dollars to anyone who

Has the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth

When there was a loud

Splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in

The pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and

Kicking its *ss! Leroy was

Jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing

Punches, head butts and

Choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and

Flipping it through the air

Like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing

Everywhere. Both Leroy and

The gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and

Let it float to the top

Like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the

Pool. Everybody was just

Staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I

Reckon I owe you a

Million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,'

Said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to

Give you something. You won

The bet. How about half a million bucks then?'

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered


The host said, 'Come on, I insist on

Giving you something.

That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a

Rolex and some stock


Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then

What do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the Sumbich who

Pushed me in the pool!'

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